Lord,
It's been over 6 months! Awww yeah, I am the uber-doober-schloober slacker. I should have known that by now friends of mine would be commenting as such. Well to them:
LET'S GET PUMPED!!
*silence*
*crickets chirping*
See? That's the spirit! The BIOTCH is back so take it CGOONTS! Woo hoo!
Ok, enough of the crazy rambling. In my defense... ok, I have no defense. It all comes down to laziness which I believe I am the ultimate king of. No, no, don't even try. I am the King of the Lazies and Master of all that is the Universe of Slack. Church of Bob? Heretics. Pot smokers? Wannabes. Couch Potatoes? They are mere amoebas compared to the true master. In any case, I'm back with a vengence. I'm ready to reclaim the Universe that is the INTERNETS. A lot has happened since my absence, so everyone can go back and continue breathing. It's ok. The W00t has returned, and he will cure all.
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(Was that self indulgent or what?) >;-)
